Send 'Em In

From now on we want you to send in your photos of shit your roommate does whether its funny photos, passive-agressive notes, or your roommate caught up doing something funny.  Send in your photos to myroomatekyle@gmail.com (only 1 m) and we'll feature your photos weekly. At the end of each week we'll feature a ROOMMATEOFTHEWEEK.


Please make sure to send in photos at the discretion of your roommate. In the email please include myroommate(roommates name) in the subject line and include a photo and a caption or explanation of the photo.

Kyle's Birthday

special cigarette candle

Today is Kyle's birthday and 22 has never looked so beautiful. Only Kyle would be happy that his candle is a Camel Crush.

BEFORE

"I was so pissed when our cat ate that iguana, traumatic moment in my childhood"

Before college. Before the raging. Before the antics. He was just Kyle. 

myroommatejane

Blondes do have more fun.

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"First week back after winter break she went a little tooo wild, didnt make it out of the room :) ahaha"

Submitted by Emily.

Kyle Loves Snow.

20 degrees.

Not even the snow can stop Kyle from parading around with his shirt off.

BIG NEWS!

myroommatekyle is undergoing a revamp! We've listened to your comments and realized you all have crazy roommates like Kyle. From now on we want you to send in your photos of shit your roommate does whether its funny photos, passive-agressive notes, or your roommate caught up doing something funny.  Send in your photos to myroomatekyle@gmail.com (only 1 m) and we'll feature your photos weekly. At the end of each week we'll feature a ROOMMATEOFTHEWEEK.


Please make sure to send in photos at the discretion of your roommate. In the email please include myroommate(roommates name) in the subject line and include a photo and a caption or explanation of the photo.

Who's Your Valentine?

Like we said: Always Accessorize!

Valentine's Day is coming up and what better way to surprise your loved one (man, women, dog, hand) than by giving them flowers. Kyle's a keeper and knows how to show he cares. Nothing says I love you like a bouquet of flowers delivered in a speedo and tie.

Tips From Kyle: Always Accessorize

Nothing like a good book and a nice tie to start the day.

Whether you're dressed up or down a nice tie will always pull your look together.

All That Glitters is Kyle

"Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins"

iSparkle

"Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins", whoever said that quote obviously hasn't met Kyle. He shits glitter! Kyle accidentally spilled some girl's makeup all over the counter and had some trouble getting it off. So he did the most logical thing, wipe it on his shirt.

Texts from Kyle

Move over texts from bennet, and make room for texts from kyle.

Kyle likes his cigarettes like he likes his women, American! 

Kid Rock... err not quite.

Cause, I'm a cowboy baby!

We don't know if he has extremely bad posture or if he's trying to go for that weird model pose that makes them look skinnier. Either way such a badass.

Kyle & Kim

Meet Kyle & Kim

When two forces collide.
Sorry for the blur but then again life is a blur. You know?

Isla Vista's very own celebrities come face to face. Kim notorious for her twitter shitkimhsays teams up with Kyle from our very own blog and twitter myroommatekyle. Make sure to follow them online for hilarious tweets and updates. Whether your bored in class, at home, or mid-hookup you can bet these two will keep you entertained.

Keep the photos coming in! Email us your Kyle photos at myroomatekyle@gmail.com (only one M)

MmMmm Toasty

This why we can't have nice things!

Would you like some Kyle with your toast?

So Kyle decided not to throw away his piece of buttered toast after he was playing Angry Birds in the corner of the living room for 2 hours. We wouldn't say he's lazy. Maybe he's just saving it for later? Bears save food for the Winter. Kyle saves food for his drunchies.

The Kyle & Couch Series

Kyle & Couch

Told you we had a lot. 

Kyle The Beautiful

Sponsored by Wrangler Jeans. Not really but a man can dream right?

One of Kyle's many outrageous outfits. He thinks he's a cowboy every since he saw Brokeback Mountain. We don't know why?

Cause You Had A Bad Day

Keep the photos coming in folks! This one was sent in by our favorite blackout D.Nor!

Sad Panda


People always say the toilet is where they do their best thinking. However, we're not quite sure if the toilet floor counts. Tomato tomato. I say potato you say potato. To each his own. C'mon Kyle we thought EMO was in your past.

Tie My Shoes For Me Yeah?

Cause he's a momma's boy, momma's boy.

This photo was sent in by our girl Hops and we quote "Fergs can't even make it home or tie his own shoes". Kyle's all about priorities and shoes are at the bottom of the list.

The Hobbit

Shoes are overrated. 

Kyle was once considered for a role in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. His feet made him a shoe-in unfortunately he was too tall. Bummer.

Reading Rainbow

Fergie, Fergie, wherefore art thou Fergie?

Midterms are here. Here's a photo of Kyle reading. The photo that spawned the famous quote. "I do know hoooow to read".

Such A Gent

Who wouldn't want to hangout with this guy? Tucker Max move over it's Kyle's turn to shine.

We're currently at 800 views. Spread the word and tell your friends about the blog. The 1000th new person to visit the site gets an autographed photo and a chance to hangout with Kyle for a night. 

It's Not Cross-dressing If There's a Beer Box in the Background

You wish your grandma was this hot. But really.


The tank says it all, Amen.

iFrat

The original cabbage patch kid.

Since the last composite photo was a recent one we thought we would upload last year's photo. So happy. So fratty.

The Kyle & Couch Series

KYLE & COUCH

Raging is a full-time job you guys. You don't understand!

Shit Kyle Says

"This spider bite feels like a tumor."

dirkknowsbest.blogspot.com

Kyle likes music and so should you. Follow dirkknowsbest.blogspot.com for the latest in music. All music that is posted on the blog is for promotional purposes only.

From 99% to 1%

From the streets to elite.

A lot can happen in the span of 6 years. From EMO to C.E.O. Our boy Kyle wasn't always such a dapper gentleman. Teen angst has never looked so good. 

Make sure to follow us on twitter myroommatekyle and follow our friend shitkimhsays for hilarious tweets and updates.

Warning:

Warning: The following photo features activities performed by professionals. Accordingly, myroommatekyle  must insist that no one  attempt to re-create or enact these activities shown on this blog.



Bro. Watch me blow this smoke.

Kyle Loves The Vegas

The club can't even handle him right now.

This little Frat Star likes to get down. Here he is with his bff for life El-Dorito.

Shit Kyle Says

"Hipsters and hippies are my least favorite kind of people"- The one and only 

Mr. Rager

The American flag in the background makes this photo that much better.

Post-shower he realized everyone had already started drinking. Needless to say he didn't need a reason to catch up...in his towel.

BEST DAY EVERRRRR!

Such a happy camper.

Nothing makes our boy happier than a handle of shitty vodka and some chaser...oh and some beer too.

The Kyle & Couch Series

Kyle & Couch

                                                   

Match.com

Looking for a hot date? Loves reading old English literature, whiskey and bourbon, is known to have the occasional cigarette and has a weak spot for blondes.


Well well well look who cleans up nicely. We thought we'd put a picture of Kyle looking spiffy since he's not wearing a shirt in the past pictures.

Shit Kyle Says

Quote of the week: "It's a snowboard. It's the perfect surface". Oh Kyle

Bad Kyle, Bad!

We don't let him smoke inside but he still wants to be part of the family during TV time.

He Just Wants to Cuddle.

Look at him he's just like a little teddy bear who likes to cuddle.

If you can't spot the trend already Kyle doesn't believe in wearing shirts. He's not a crazy hippie just a free-spirited redneck.

The Kyle & Couch series

This is just one of the many photos in the series "Kyle & Couch".
Please take a moment to look at his feet. 

Life of the Party

Life of the Party
Kyle may not be into ethnic girls but he sure loves his tequila.

Meet Kyle

Keystone or Natty Light???

Meet Kyle. Not your average run-of-the mill college student.

•  He enjoys country and your occasional dub-step. 
• If drinking was a religion he would be at church everyday.
• Kyle's an English major and wants to go to law school. 
• If you need a paper proofread he's your guy.
• If your solo-drinking and need a friend he's your guy.

We've realized that his antics are hilarious so we thought we'd share with you.